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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/27/2017 at 22:36 • Filed to: None

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 22:40

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They missed Butte MT

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 22:41

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Whys is it called the virgin river? cause it wont let you see its bottom.

notsomethingstructural > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/27/2017 at 22:41

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and Mianus CT

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch 07/27/2017 at 22:42

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Spread Eagle is right between Dick and Kiester, and Cummings is right after.

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 22:43

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Don’t forget beaver Ut, where you can buy these

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch 07/27/2017 at 22:46

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That’s a nice beaver.

Alfalfa > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 22:46

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This is good Oppo.

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 22:50

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Dick, MI

I was gonna say Milf ord, but ok.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Alfalfa 07/27/2017 at 22:51

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It’s a good thing Lubers is between Dry Wood and Virgin

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 22:56

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Low key definitely want to find out where Ballplay even is in the state.

MM54 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 22:56

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Well, time to add a very long addition to the “road trips I need to make” list. Maybe I can do a few at a time.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/27/2017 at 22:59

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I googled it. I’ve had much worse things in my search history.

Alfalfa > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 22:59

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None between dry wood and hooker, though.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Alfalfa 07/27/2017 at 23:00

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I think hookers come with their own.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 23:00

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Wow. that’s not a bad drive at all.

Nixon's Back > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 23:02

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It’s a damn good thing that Lubers is within reach of Dry Wood.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MM54 07/27/2017 at 23:13

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That’s what she said.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 23:23

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It’s pronounced Bang Gore not Banger, Roger Miller had it wrong

interstate366, now In The Industry > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 23:29

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There are several places worse than Short Pump.

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/27/2017 at 23:32

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Pennsylvania runner up: Blue Ball Twp.

tromoly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/28/2017 at 00:32

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Booo, they didn’t list Mianus, CT.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/28/2017 at 00:49

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If you’re a Stephen King fan, Bangor will probably be your favorite of these...

http://z1073.com/10-places-every-stephen-king-fan-must-stop-while-in-bangor/

Master Cylinder > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/28/2017 at 07:36

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Although Short Pump is a good one, Virginia also has a town called Bumpass.

Made me giggle when I found it on the map.

syaieya > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/28/2017 at 08:12

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just-a-scratch > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 07/28/2017 at 09:35

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Bangor WA is pronounced like bang ‘er though.

Dave the car guy , still here > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/28/2017 at 10:11

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North Carolina has other towns like Horneytown or Erect that I might have chosen over Climax. There are lots of weird names there like Meat Camp, Lizard Lick and Boogertown.

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/28/2017 at 10:29

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The most lewd named city in Georgia is named butts. I’d have to disagree

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/28/2017 at 10:30

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Dang beat me too it

ateamfan42 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/28/2017 at 11:36

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Locally, Bangor is pronounced like “Bang or”, so it’s not particularly dirty sounding. Out-of-staters are the ones that will tend to say “Bang her”, which does lead to some “heh heh heh” type jokes.

MM54 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/28/2017 at 17:49

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“Where are you going this weekend?”
“Well I’m going to pass through Pee Pee on my way to Dick, Spread Eagle, and Balltown, then down to Boody and hopefully catch Floyd’s Knobs on the way back.”

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/28/2017 at 22:47

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I’d like this map better if the place names referenced were all incorporated cities/towns/villages.